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I kid you not, that is what the shirt said on this woman who was shopping at Albertsons.... and she was pregnant. Some people! For all intentions and purposes she didn't look ghetto or trashy. She looked pretty middle class, early thirties ish... I just don't understand why you would wear that message if you were pregnant. Even if you were pregnant from your loving husband and were totally happy why would you wear it? If you were embarrassed or annoyed that you were pregnant from your good for nothing boyfriend or one night stand why would you where it? I'm going to go as far as saying why would you even want to wear it? Is that the only clean shirt she had? Pshhh please lady. The statement isn't even funny. I would understand more if someone was wearing a shirt that said "I only eat pineapples." In fact I would laugh. Very loudly. I will even take this a step further, and ask that if anyone ever sees a shirt with this inscription on it that they buy it for me immediately and I will pay them back. I'm serious here.